NFT boosters try to claim the Blockchain is for every kind of artist. But what practices lie off the edge of the cryptoart map?
The Worst Filing System Known To Humans
Reload the Canons!
This series of articles is an attempt to play through The Canon of videogames: your Metroids, your Marios, your Zeldas, your Pokemons, that kind of thing.
Except I'm not playing the original games. Instead, I'm playing only remakes, remixes, and weird fan projects. This is the canon of games as seen through the eyes of fans, and I'm going to treat fan games as what they are: legitimate works of art in their own right that deserve our analysis and respect.
Thursday, March 31, 2022
An Objectively Better Square: Beyond Cryptoart's Aesthetic Field
Thursday, September 30, 2021
Feels Dumb Man: I Really, Really Hated The Pepe The Frog Documentary
"Feels Good Man" reveals a lot about how Pepe the Frog and its creator Matt Furie suck... accidentally. When faced with that inconvenient truth, the film and its audience will go to astonishing lengths to pretend our cultural grift economy is doing just fine.
Sunday, July 25, 2021
The NFT Rube Goldberg Machine, or, Why is NFT Art So Lazy?
Art and automation's merger long predates cryptoart's use of procedural generation.
You'll never hear NFT sellers talk seriously about that history, though, cause it reveals not just NFT art's contradictions, but also its cynical laziness.
Tuesday, June 29, 2021
The NFT's Aura, or, Why Is NFT Art So Ugly?
NFT art is bad for the environment, and bad for artists, but critics and supporters of NFT art are both missing a key fact: it's also just bad art. Whether Beeple or Bugmeyer, it's time the stars of the NFT revolution experienced some real art criticism.




